Cat Pee

So I've been peed on by many things (Lizards, guinea pigs, little boys... etc). But Saturday night I was playing with my brothers and some friends and my cat jumped on my lap. Well my brother decided he needed to vacuum because he had a lady interest coming over. So he thought it'd be funny if he snuck up on the cat while he was sleeping and put the vacuum up to him and turn it on. Well when he did that my cat didn't pull out his claws and run away like most would. He just simply sat there... and I felt something warm on my lap.... The flipping cat peed on me!!!!!!! So anyways, the moral of the story is, dont let your cat go to sleep on you when there is a vacuum cleaner near by. You will be peed on. Then you have to do a bunch of laundry and thats not fun.